No balance.
Why do pajama bottoms wear out faster than pajama tops? I always run out of conditioner faster than shampoo. How can I possibly find balance in my life, with all these extra pajama tops and bottles of shampoo? If there's anyone out there with the opposite problem, please email. We'll go on a shopping spree and you take all the pajama tops and I'll take the conditioner. Just to clarify, since pajamas usually come in matching sets, Jenny and I tend to prefer ones with cute little animals, especially bears or puppies, and we like pink or red. We're small and extra-small. If you're our shopping match, we can't wait to hear from you.
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Sorry, Kate, but this sounds a lot like something Andy Rooney might have said on "60 Minutes".
Posted by: Jenny Baum | January 15, 2005 5:51 PM