Forget marriage. Why won't the state recognize our status as a single person?
Forget gay marriage. Spain, the Roman Catholic country, got it before us. Now, we want the government to finally recognize our status as a single person: Kenny Jate Lyons-Baum.
Kenny graduated from Grinnell College with a BA and completed an MS in Library and Information Science at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Kenny is currently enrolled part-time at NYU's Wagner School and works full-time at The New York Public Library. Kenny really enjoys running and vegan cake. Sometimes Kenny struggles internally when looking at the CD collection and trying to decide between Ani and Christian Death, but Kenny always finds balance with early Madonna albums. Kenny also has a difficult time deciding between rainbow and chocolate sprinkles, but doesn't everyone?
Disclaimer: This is a joke and anyone who call either of us Kenny or Jate will be summarily punished.